IS ICELAND SLOWLY BECOMING BLONDER OR
soon he will catch up to england’s dehydrated piss yellow hair
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Art by Himaruya Hidekaz/ Hetalia/Gentosha comics 2012
Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.
the song hello kitty by avril lavigne is the most embarassing thing ive ever listened to
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
Deutschlands Heer und Flotte [Germany’s Army and Navy]
Printed in 1900.